Я сегодня от нечего делать зависла в офисе на Тублере с тегом Steel Panther, словила оргазм от фоток 4 раза XD нахохоталась вволю!

Lexxi: *swinging mirror*
Satchel: You're gonna drop that and it's gonna break and you're gonna cry like a little girl infront of all these people.
Lexxi: Then i'll be carefull.........


Satchel: My equipment?? It's about 4 1/2 - 5 inches.
Lexxi: You're talking about your penis, she's talking about these *points at instruments*.
Satchel: Ohhhh yea, the guitar equipment. It's bigger than that too, it gets bigger, when you rub it, it gets bigger than 5 inches.
Lexxi: I know what equipment you're talking about...

Interviewer: Now Lexxi I just saw you apply your lip-gloss. How often do you have to keep you lips glossed?
Lexxi: When I start to sense that some of the colours fading or I haven’t done it for a long time…my lips start to go…
Lexxi’s ‘lips’: You’re not…their not as pink as they were earlier better go put some more stuff on.
Lexxi: Then I’ll go *applies lip-gloss*
Stix: When he feels it’s time…trust me…IT’S TIME!
Lexxi: Yea...there are times when the guys get mad at me but I know I’ve said this before but it doesn’t matter how you sound, its how you look. So if that starts to happen or my hair starts to get frizzy or dry or whatever, I’ll stop in a middle of a fucking song I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHO’S OUT THERE! I’m like…what is it?? A HONEY BADGER!!

поржать дальшеMichael: How do you spell “dumbass?”
Lexxi: D….U….M
Stix: How do you spell “jerkoff?”
Lexxi: I don’t even….
Michael: How do you spell “Lexxi?”
Lexxi: L-E-X….
Satchel: X
Lexxi: X…
Satchel: I
Lexxi: I.

Satchel: The home of beautiful women, just like this (gestures to interviewer) and this (gestures to Lexxi)
Stix: Two hottest ladies in town, right here.
Lexxi: I'm not a lady, I'm a boy. I have a penis.
Stix: You're a lady-boy.

Satchel: My names Satchel and i'm lead guitar player for the band Steel Panther and this right here is...
Lexxi: Lexxi Foxxx
Satchel: Lexxi Foxxx!!
Lexxi: But I don't wanna talk I just wanna do this, *pouts*
Satchel: Okay, you just do that.
Lexxi: *continues pouting*

Michael: Sometimes I just like to take my clothes off when we're gettin' interviewed
Satchel: Yup, that's true, and a lot of people, when they come backstage at Metal Skool shows, like to take their clothes off. And when they don't like to take their clothes off, we make them take their clothes off anyway.
Michael: Especially if they're guys. I mean, girls.

Michael Starr: If you don't come... that means you aren't using a vibrator.
Satchel: And if you don't come to our shows, you're just a jerk.

Satchel: My name is Satchel, I play lead guitar!
Michael: My name is Michael Starr, I'm the bass player.
Stix: I'm Stix, and I play the drums
Lexxi: And I'm Lexxi Foxx, and I'm the lead singer for Steel Panther
Stix: You're the bass player!